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2000 FiLM BiTCH Awards
Part 3 -
Best Scenes



Individual Scene Awards
ok now this gets really detailed...but if you are truly willing to experience the obsession read on !



Best Kiss

Crouching Tiger
You wait the whole film for it but the mournful soulmates finally confess their feelings.

Hamlet
Ethan & Julia's kiss turns into desperate betrayal

The House of Mirth
Lily & Mr. Seldon, the glove. the talk. a short kiss and she always flees.
Pola X
Pierre kisses Lucie - the sweater is over her head. They're both blind to the future and the truth.
Virgin Suicides.
Lux sudden jump into the car and ferocious kiss or the 'peach schnopps' make out session.
honorable mention: Crouching Tiger the young, reckless desert lovers
Est-Ouest adulterous lovers after the dance. Sandrine just glows.


Best Love/Sex Scene

Almost Famous
"Opie must die!"
The Band Aids decide to deflower William.
American Psycho
Menage with the mirror. Sick and witty. Bateman loves only himself.
Jesus' Son
"pretend its the first time" A rare peek at true emotional intimacy.
Pola X
Pierre and Isabelle consummate their maddening love graphically.
Sunshine
Ignatz & Valerie fall into each other in bed and in the woods. Damn the rules.


Best Action Setpiece

Cast Away
The plane crash. Terrifying and realistic feeling as well as emotionally astute.
Crouching Tiger
Emotions finally run at fever pitch as two angry women use every weapon in sight.
Crouching Tiger
Swaying with swords in the leafy treetops -as graceful as fights get.
What Lies Beneath
The bathtub confrontation. Excruciatingly slow but then wham bang scary
X-Men
Wolvie Vs Mystique in a blow by blow worthy of panel art. Great kicky comicbook stuff.


Best Musical Moment

Billy Elliott
Defiantly auditioning for his father. Billy will knock you out. A perfect absence of dialogue.
Bring It On
"Brrrrrr....it's cold in here." Camp pleasure. The cheer faceoff. the Clovers confront the plagiarizing team
Charlie's Angels
"Baby Got Back" Natalie (Diaz) gets her Soul Train wish in the comic highlight of the film. Just plain delightful.
Dancer in the Dark
"I've Seen It All" so glorious and moving -I felt completely overwhelmed.
Fantasia 2000
Rhapsody In Blue This original number based on Hirshfeld line drawings felt totally inspired.

 

Best Character Intro

Bring It On
"Tuh-Tuh-Tuh-Torrance!" Dream sets up backstory and introduces the cheerleaders -Busby Berkeley style. Pure joy!
Jesus' Son
Samantha Morton introduced to shimmering and shaking to "Sweet Pea" We got a live one here.
Pola X
Catherine Deneuve. How many actors do we recognize just from the back of their glorious head?


Best Opening Sequence

American Psycho
Cleansing rituals with Christian Bale's cold precise narrative and mask peeling. "There is no real me."
Beau Travail
The sudden kiss out of the darkness, the disco frolic with soldiers...to the shadows in the sand. Hypnotic.

Chicken Run
Ginger attempts escape in total homage to great prison movies before the titles come up. A funny and sometime giddy film.

The House of Mirth
Lily arriving after the title card in a cloud of smoke. As many critics have pointed out "she's just missed her moment"
Joe Gould's Secret
The dialogue on the disenfranchised with evocative 'found footage' of the would be's and never weres...

 

Best Ending *spoilers* (duh!)

Beau Travail
French auteurs kick our asses when it comes to the wrap up. Another ambiguous, odd, stunning closing scene.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Wish. Clouds. Mountains. Faith... Like the film, an artful quiet leap into the beyond.
Dancer in the Dark
"This is not the last song." Selma's closing monologue of song. She falls -the camera rises.

Jesus' Son
Fuckhead (Billy Crudup) walks through the circle touching the residents, reconnecting to life.

Urbania
"This is not home" the final walk down a tragic street and the widower alone again in his bed.


Special Citation: Top Ten Scenes / Moments of 2000
(excluding previous scene categories above -which often sport the best scenes.)

Before Night Falls
The billowing balloon. Freedom deflating over a dead body.
Bring It On
The young would be lovers and the tooth brushes. The film is full of fresh scenes but this one rocked my world most.
Cecil B DeMented
Cheri Oh Lordy's two comic nuggets. Her recovered memory and her film "Forced Entry." Long live Alicia's wit.
Chicken Run
Babs life passes before her eyes."It was really boring." Pure unaldurated comic genius as she runs for feed...
Erin Brockovich
Erin's "beauty queen" monologue. Terrifically played By Roberts in top form. Well edited, incisive scene.
Dancer in the Dark
Selma's struggle to hear music. Her breakdown as she tries to escape into "my favorite things"
The House of Mirth
Lily Bart waiting in vain for her white knight to arrive, perched precariously amongst the pillows: A Gilded Age tableaux.
Nurse Betty
Betty charms the soap crowd at a fund raiser with her impressive "improv" skills. Wonderful comedy centerpiece
Pola X
Marie's descent into the woods on Pierre's cycle -the rolling worms eye view of the trees.
Requiem for a Dream
A mother's lonely rage followed by her son's breakdown in the car. He escapes to a druggy calm.