The Fifth Annual FiLM BiTCH Awards

Awards Page Index * OSCAR coverage here
'04 FiLM BiTCH Awards
by Nathaniel R

Traditional Oscar categories: Majors / Technicals / Technicals 2 (Tally of Noms)
Special Categories: Extras / Extras 2 / Scenes 1 / Scenes 2 (Tally of Noms)

New for the Films of 2004 * The MOVIE MIXING Game!

This was a fun group activity.
I asked a question...then readers of The Film Experience chose the winners!

Collateral 2

Vincent is dead but Max is still driving that cab on the night shift...
who does he pick up for the conversation and sequel you'd most want to see?

#1
Clementine (Kate Winslet) in Eternal Sunshine

"I'm scared. I'm confused. I feel like..."

#2
Ana (Sarah Polley) in Dawn of the Dead

[enters cab screaming]
"Drive!!!"

#3
Edna Mode from The Incredibles

"Darling! Take me to the gala immediately"

#4
Lars Von Trier from The Five Obstructions

[hands Max address] "You may not make left turns. You may not..."

#5
Clyde Martin (Peter Sarsgaard) in Kinsey

"West Hollywood. Max, mind if I ask you some questions"

Sing Their Strange Duet

Christine from The Phantom of the Opera sure is fickle. If she's not dreaming about her dead father, she's warbling about her "Angel of Music" beneath the opera house (you know who), or making out with Raoul. That girls bosom heaves for anyone with a pulse. Who will she fall for next?

#1
Paris (Orlando Bloom) in Troy

"touch me, trust me. savor each sensation"

#2
Bill (David Carradine) in Kill Bill, Volume 2

"in the darkness which you know you cannot fight"

#3
Vincent (Tom Cruise) in Collateral

"Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation"

#4
Myles (Paul Giamatti) in Sideways

"floating, falling... sweet intoxication"

#5
Hellboy (Ron Perlman) in Hellboy

"darkness stirs and wakes imagination"

I'm Fine Without You Which of the following couples would be most likely to visit Eternal Sunshine's "Lacuna, Inc." to erase each other... and still end up tormenting one another?!

#1 George Bush & Michael Moore -Fahrenheit 9/11	#2 Jesse (Ethan Hawke) & Celine (Julie Delpy) -Before Sunrise	#3 Alice (Natalie Portman) & Dan (Jude Law) -Closer	#4 Alexander (Farrell) & his mother Olympias (Jolie) -Alexander	#5 Enrique (Martinez) & Angel (Gael Garcia Bernal) -Bad Education

Investigate Their Lives Which character would most benefit from the services of "Existential Detectives" Bernand and Vivian from I ♥ Huckabees ?

#1 Anna (Nicole Kidman) in Birth -My husband is now a 10 year old boy --I know it sounds preposterous.	#2 Alice (Natalie Portman) in Closer. Where is this love? I can't feel it. I can't touch it...	#3 Jesus Christ (Caviezel) in The Passion. Why has thou forsaken me?	#4 Tom Edison (Bettany) in Dogville. Do you agree with my "illustration"?-	#5 Howard Hughes (DiCaprio) in The Aviator q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e !!!

Collateral 2 Vincent is dead but Max is still driving that cab on the night shift... who does he pick up for the conversation and sequel you'd most want to see?

#1 Clementine (Kate Winslet) in Eternal Sunshine "I'm scared. I'm confused. I feel like..."	#2 Ana (Sarah Polley) in Dawn of the Dead [enters cab screaming] "Drive!!!"	#3 Edna Mode from The Incredibles "Darling! Take me to the gala immediately"	#4 Lars Von Trier from The Five Obstructions [hands Max address] "You may not make left turns. You may not..."	#5 Clyde Martin (Peter Sarsgaard) in Kinsey "West Hollywood. Max, mind if I ask you some questions"

Sing Their Strange Duet Christine from The Phantom of the Opera sure is fickle. If she's not dreaming about her dead father, she's warbling about her "Angel of Music" beneath the opera house (you know who), or making out with Raoul. That girls bosom heaves for anyone with a pulse. Who will she fall for next?

#1 Paris (Orlando Bloom) in Troy "touch me, trust me. savor each sensation"	#2 Bill (David Carradine) in Kill Bill, Volume 2 "in the darkness which you know you cannot fight"	#3 Vincent (Tom Cruise) in Collateral "Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation"	#4 Myles (Paul Giamatti) in Sideways "floating, falling... sweet intoxication"	#5 Hellboy (Ron Perlman) in Hellboy "darkness stirs and wakes imagination"