Awards Page Index * OSCAR coverage here
'05 FiLM BiTCH Awards
by Nathaniel R

Traditional Categories: Majors / Technicals / Technicals 2 (Tally of Noms)
Special Categories: Extras / Extras 2 / Scenes 1 / Scenes 2 (Tally of Noms) / Movie Mixers (Poll Games)


Pitch a Sequel Contest is Over: Here are the Winning Entries

GAMES & POLLS

 

Reader's Choice. You Voted. You went Brokeback crazy.
Who SHOULD win the following Oscars?
BEST ACTOR
1100+ votes
62% Ledger
Brokeback Mountain
20% Hoffman Capote
8% Phoenix
Walk the Line
6% Strathairn
Good Night, and...
4% Howard
Hustle & Flow
BEST ACTRESS
800-ish votes
51% Witherspoon
Walk the Line
26% Huffman
Transamerica
15% Knightley
Pride & Prejudice
6% Dench
Mrs. Henderson...
2% Theron
North Country
SUPP.ACTOR
962 votes
65% Gyllenhaal
Brokeback Mountain
10% Dillon
Crash
9% Hurt
A History of...
8% Giamatti
Cinderella Man
8% Clooney
Syriana
SUPP.ACTRESS
940 votes
39% Williams
Brokeback Mountain
29% Weisz
Constant Gardener
25% Adams
Junebug
6% Keener
Capote
1% McDormand
North Country
BEST PICTURE
832 votes
69% Brokeback
Focus Features
13% Crash
Lions Gate
9% Munich
Universal
5% Good Night
WIP
4% Capote
SPC
     
64% of Oscar Nominees are never nominated again. Which first-timer is least likely to return?
You said...
How excited are you for
Sunday's Oscar celebration?
You said...

859 votes
You had little faith in more Oscar nights for the following:

16% Huffman
15% Dillon
14% Strathairn
13% Adams
10% Knightley
8% Williams

You felt better about these Oscar futures:

5% Gyllenhaal
4% Witherspoon
4% Ledger
3% Clooney
3% Howard
2% Weisz
2% Hoffman
1% Giamatti

566 votes
55% Very: I'm like Ennis chain-smoking while waiting for Jack Twist to show
17% Quite: I'm like Ashley in Junebug, gaily waiting for her big-city relatives to show.
16% YES & No: I'm like Capote. They need to kill Perry already so that I can move on -But I'll be sad after.
8% Yes & NO: I'm like Richie Cusack greeting the prodigal brother in A History of Violence. It'll be fun to reunite. But I'll feel like killing someone soon enough.
4% Not So Much: I'm like Harper Lee with Capote. Egomaniacal celebrations are only amusing in small doses.
0% Hell to the No: I'm like "Bob" being tortured in Syriana. In fact why am I even here?

 

Mr & Mrs Smith @ a Swingers Convention

With their married life getting a bit routine --they'll try anything.
Which couple really rocks their world ? You chose these pairings
#1
Mr & Mr
DelMar-Twist (Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal) in Brokeback Mountain

If you can't fix it...
#2
Mr & Mrs Stall
(Viggo Mortenson & Maria Bello) in A History of Violence

...all so good at killing people.
#3
Mr & Mrs Darcy (Matthew McFayden & Keira Knightley) in Pride & Prejudice

Bewitching each other body and soul.
#4
Mr & Mrs Stitzer (Steve Carrel & Catherine Keener) in
The 40 Year-Old Virgin

"the minds true liberation. AQUARIUS!!!"
#5
Mr & Mrs Berkman (Jeff Daniels & Laura Linney) in The Squid and the Whale

Verbal abuse for everyone

 

The Goblet of Fire Spits Out a New Name

Finally Harry Potter gets a real challenge in the overdetermined world of Hogwarts.
For his next contestant, you chose...
#1
King Kong (Andy Serkis & Weta) in King Kong

Better keep one eye on Herminoe, Harry!
#2
White Witch (Tilda Swinton) in Chronicles of Narnia

Like Voldemort, none too fond of Sons of Adam
#3
Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle

Louder than any Howler!
#4
Samantha (Nicole Kidman) in Bewitched!

Muggle loving aside, she's one heckuva witch.
#5
Scarecrow (Cilliam Murphy) in Batman Begins

Boggart voodoo personified.